You're an Auto Parts Store Aren't Ya? - A Rant

I am temporarily working as a delivery driver at an auto parts store, need to pay the bills. But I do start a new "real", well paying, office job in a week and a half. 😄 Not soon enough!

Back in the early 2000's I was an assistant manger for Checker Auto Parts. So these kind of people are nothing new to me, but I forgot how fucking annoying these idiots are.

So the last few days at work, people have been coming into the  auto parts store looking for parts for anything but: lower unit oil for a boat, a clutch cable for a dirtbike, belt for a riding lawn mower, and some oddball part for a snowblower.

AUTO is short for automotive (as in cars, trucks, vans, suv's). Not Marine, Not Powersport, Not Lawn and Garden etc....

Then, when we don't have the parts, these fucking idiots get all indignant and say things like "oh I thought this was an auto parts store?" or "you sell auto parts right?" or as the title states " you're an auto parts store aren't ya?"

Yes you fucking dumb fucks, this is an AUTO parts store, we sell AUTO parts for AUTOMOBILES!

You wouldn't go to barnes and noble and ask for a kitchen table would ya?